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“Enjoy your workout!”

I walk into the air-conditioned gym and hand my membership card over to The Cute Girl With The Nice Calves working the front desk. 

She smiles.  I smile back.  There’s a sale – 25% off – through Wednesday on cookie dough-flavored protein bars.

She waves my card through the scanner – beep! – everything checks out. 

She looks at me and says, “Enjoy your workout!”

“You too,” I reply (like an idiot) then pass through the turnstile.

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Someone please tell me I am not the only person who does this.

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2 Responses to ““Enjoy your workout!””

  1. Mark says:
    November 24, 2007 at 7:27 pm

    Too funny. I have a habit of saying those kinds of canned responses as well and feel like a retard every single time. So no, you’re not the only one.

  2. admin says:
    November 29, 2007 at 3:41 pm

    Thanks for the reply. Glad to know I’m not the only one who does this. Heh.

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